Where I work, there are 4 people in mini-cubes and another office right off our "office". Gotta love it when someone screetches in all in a panic, "Where's Bob?" (The names have changed to protect the innocent.) Now, for years I've tried to come up with a variety of answers, to switch it up a little. Here are the top ones I've come up with:
1. I know where he's not.
2. What day is it? When you get the answer, just say it wasn't my day to watch him.
3. Who wants to know?
4. And my personnel favorite: He's poopin'. And if you want to add, "By the smell of it he didn't make it."
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